Season 2 Ep. 4 - My Embarrassing Mother

My mother is CRAZY, and so embarrassing.
The other day she made some muffins with apricots in them. She thought she was so fancy and had to show off by sharing them with everyone she knows. She put two muffins in a little baggy and said I needed to take them to Mrs. Bellah, my first grade teacher. Then she put two more in a bag and said I had to give them to my bus driver, Miss Elizabeth. (My mom is always giving them presents. I wish I got more presents!)
Anyway, the next morning I got out to my bus stop WITHOUT the muffins. She totally forgot to give them to me. And I'm only a 6 year old kid, I don't remember about stuff like that!
So, I get on the bus and the bus pulls ahead a bit and stops. Next thing I know my mom is calling my name and trying to find me on the bus. What the heck??
She's in her bathrobe and slippers, her hair is a "morning" hair do, and she has her glasses on! She always wears contacts, so she looks kind of funny when she wears her glasses.
She gets to my seat and puts the muffins in my backpack and tells me to give them to Mrs. Bellah when I get to school. She'd already given the bus driver her muffins.
Oh, boy. I was so embarrassed. Everyone looked at me and said stuff like, "Your mom just got on the bus!", and "Your mom wears glasses??", and "What did she put in your backpack?!"
I couldn't believe she did that!
Well, actually, yes I can believe it because she does embarrassing stuff like that all the time.
I'm only 6. I think I'll end up dying before I turn 10 with her as my mother!
I love you mom! hehe

Season 2- Ep. 3 - The Wicked Witch of the Northwest

Here I am, Emmalynn Jones, the most beautiful (because I have make-up on) wicked witch of the Northwest (of New Mexico). I love my awesome costume, especially my broom (which I forgot to hold for this picture). In fact it's so awesome, I wore it last Halloween too. Heeheehee.
HEE HEE HEE, I'm so scary! Look closely, I'm even missing teeth like real witches!!


Here is my meager stash of candy. Since Halloween was on Sunday, my boring parents didn't let me go Trick-or-Treating on Halloween. I only got to go to the church's Trunk-or-Treat party the day before. It was actually pretty fun though. I actually won some cookies at the cookie-walk. More than I can say for my school's carnival/Halloween party!

Oh, here's my snazzy broom at the church's party in the park. And my little victims, I mean siblings. Heeheehee.